Please post your rants here. Thank you.
I'll get you started with the first 7 headlines from Auntie-"and they're all a bunch of gay liberal commies"-Beeb:
Bank bonuses 'to run to billions in 2011'
That's thousands of pounds of YOUR bank charges from every man, woman and child in the country straight into the bankers' pockets to pay for exotic holidays, champagne and crack cocaine parties with whores. The bastards are laughing all the way to their own desks!
German dioxin contamination eggs exported to UK
Bloody EU. I thought we won the war, but oh no. It's all Fork Sprung Technique and dumping their mouldy egg mountain on us.
Quango reduction plan was botched
This lot that are supposedly 'in charge' are so bad they can't even screw up stuff that NEEDS screwing up! Who voted for them anyway, that's what I want to know.
National Bullying Helpline closes down
Who's going to look after the little kiddies now? We're all going to Hell in a handcart.
Birmingham nursery worker charged over sex offences
These people take taxpayers' good money and spend it on sweets to go kiddy-fiddling. It's an outrage!
Ivory Coast: Gbagbo 'expels UK and Canada envoys'
They're quick enough to send our people home but does the government ever send theirs back where they belong? No! It's one rule for us and no rules for them. They'll be in charge next, you mark my words.
Global spam e-mail levels suddenly fall
That's all your bloody Chinese that is, learning to eat our Western food. There's millions of the little yellow buggers and I bet they breed like rabbits. You'll see, before long the government will be sending them food aid and there'll be nothing left for us proper British people.
Bank bonuses 'to run to billions in 2011'
That's thousands of pounds of YOUR bank charges from every man, woman and child in the country straight into the bankers' pockets to pay for exotic holidays, champagne and crack cocaine parties with whores. The bastards are laughing all the way to their own desks!
German dioxin contamination eggs exported to UK
Bloody EU. I thought we won the war, but oh no. It's all Fork Sprung Technique and dumping their mouldy egg mountain on us.
Quango reduction plan was botched
This lot that are supposedly 'in charge' are so bad they can't even screw up stuff that NEEDS screwing up! Who voted for them anyway, that's what I want to know.
National Bullying Helpline closes down
Who's going to look after the little kiddies now? We're all going to Hell in a handcart.
Birmingham nursery worker charged over sex offences
These people take taxpayers' good money and spend it on sweets to go kiddy-fiddling. It's an outrage!
Ivory Coast: Gbagbo 'expels UK and Canada envoys'
They're quick enough to send our people home but does the government ever send theirs back where they belong? No! It's one rule for us and no rules for them. They'll be in charge next, you mark my words.
Global spam e-mail levels suddenly fall
That's all your bloody Chinese that is, learning to eat our Western food. There's millions of the little yellow buggers and I bet they breed like rabbits. You'll see, before long the government will be sending them food aid and there'll be nothing left for us proper British people.
I think I see the appeal.
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