Please post your rants here. Thank you.

[FiveTimes]

Why is Roy Hodgson still in a job ?

Why do I get asked every night to put the dishwasher on ?

[wobbegong]

FFS!

[Churchill]

FFS!

The Knights Templar used the red cross centuries before the Geneva ruling. The ruling only covers misuse in the theatre of combat iirc, a different kind of show altogether!

[wobbegong]

The Knights Templar used the red cross centuries before the Geneva ruling. The ruling only covers misuse in the theatre of combat iirc, a different kind of show altogether!

It's just another example of mealy-mouthed, pedantic attention seekers being allowed to get away with it. It's the "Emperors New Clothes"; everyone can see it's wrong but no-one will say anything. They should've defied the ruling and made sure the ensuing court proceedings got maximum pulicity. Expose this stupidity once and of all.

Rant over.

[RichardCranium]

Why do I get asked every night to put the dishwasher on ?

a) Because you're married.
b) Because you never remember your chores from one day to the next.

HTH





<cough> <achy ribs> <feeble cough>

[Paddy]

The Knights Templar used the red cross centuries before the Geneva ruling. The ruling only covers misuse in the theatre of combat iirc, a different kind of show altogether!

Next time (my friend) visits Busty Beth in her role play uniform, she better be warned.

[Churchill]

Next time (my friend) visits Busty Beth in her role play uniform, she better be warned.

As I said, "A different kind of show altogether".

[KentPhilip]

I'll get you started with the first 7 headlines from Auntie-"and they're all a bunch of gay liberal commies"-Beeb:

Bank bonuses 'to run to billions in 2011'
That's thousands of pounds of YOUR bank charges from every man, woman and child in the country straight into the bankers' pockets to pay for exotic holidays, champagne and crack cocaine parties with whores.

I can think of worse ways to spend a couple of billion quid.

[RichardCranium]

Is she in any way related to Bendy Wendy in Abergavenny?

Isn't everyone related to Bendy Wendy in Abergavenny?






<feeble cough> <whimper> <a-choo>

[Churchill]

Isn't everyone related to Bendy Wendy in Abergavenny?






<feeble cough> <whimper> <a-choo>

Having "relations with" and being "related to" are different topics altogether.

I said altogether!
(Pantomime? Geddit? Oh forgeddit!)