The manflu debate

[MarillionFan]

You don't think it might be something worse? If you list the symptoms, we can do a web search.

Better to find out all the things it could be I always say, and not worry needlessly about unknown unknowns.

You mean he may have bovine necrotising syphilatic gok-wan throat flu!

But you can only catch that it you've been shagging dead cattle while fully naked and surrounded by a film crew!

Oh I see where you're going.

[Platypus]

Discuss

IIRC you've already claimed to have had flu quite recently and have since been suffering post viral fatigue syndrome, hence the need to have some weeks off work.

Are you ever not unwell ?

[suityou01]

IIRC you've already claimed to have had flu quite recently and have since been suffering post viral fatigue syndrome, hence the need to have some weeks off work.

Are you ever not unwell ?

In the past 4 months I have had 2 weeks of being well.
Post viral fatigue was the Drs best guess until the blood test results came back. I actually had 14 weeks of lovely swine flu.

Rather than take the p*ss I would just content myself that I'm in good shape.

HTH

[shaunbhoy]

In the past 4 months I have had 2 weeks of being well.
Post viral fatigue was the Drs best guess until the blood test results came back. I actually had 14 weeks of lovely swine flu.

Rather than take the p*ss I would just content myself that I'm in good shape.

HTH

Lightweight. Did you used to get mummy to write notes excusing you from PE too?



You get more like sasguru everyday.

[MarillionFan]

In the past 4 months I have had 2 weeks of being well.
Post viral fatigue was the Drs best guess until the blood test results came back. I actually had 14 weeks of lovely swine flu.

Rather than take the p*ss I would just content myself that I'm in good shape.

HTH

How Long Does Swine Flu Last?

Forteen weeks. The worst cases last 3 weeks, but you had it for 14! Bloody hell. You're like golddust.

Your blood must have the anti-bodies necessary for a complete cure for swine flu! You need to forget telling us on an IT Board. You need to get in touch with the medical council! Why has your doctor not done this! This is another NHS cockup isn't it.

14 Weeks. WOW! Lucky to be alive I say... You're definitely on the way to becoming a real boy.

[OwlHoot]

Poor Suity must have had one strain after another. What rotten luck!

But cheer up, I'm sure I read somewhere there were only about five strains of swine flu. So you should be out of the woods in a week or so.

[NickFitz]

[suityou01]

How Long Does Swine Flu Last?

Forteen weeks. The worst cases last 3 weeks, but you had it for 14! Bloody hell. You're like golddust.

Your blood must have the anti-bodies necessary for a complete cure for swine flu! You need to forget telling us on an IT Board. You need to get in touch with the medical council! Why has your doctor not done this! This is another NHS cockup isn't it.

14 Weeks. WOW! Lucky to be alive I say... You're definitely on the way to becoming a real boy.

Yep, funny.

Next door works for NHS. Last week there was 240 people in intensive care at Luton & Dunstable Hosptical with swine flu.

Normal flu lasts at least two weeks. The Doctor said that swine flu is well known for running "on and on".

I try and see the funny side I really do, but just can't. Sorry.

[MarillionFan]

Yep, funny.

Next door works for NHS. Last week there was 240 people in intensive care at Luton & Dunstable Hosptical with swine flu.

Normal flu lasts at least two weeks. The Doctor said that swine flu is well known for running "on and on".

I try and see the funny side I really do, but just can't. Sorry.

Flu: 300 people in intensive care as swine flu spreads - Telegraph

You are so full of tulip

There's only 300 people in intensive care with flu in the whole of the UK. You really think your local hospital has 240 intensive care beds!!

Please research properly before posting bulltulip If you're still ill tomorrow, perhaps you can up your 14 weeks to 2 years!

[suityou01]

Flu: 300 people in intensive care as swine flu spreads - Telegraph[/URL]

You are so full of tulip

There's only 300 people in intensive care with flu in the whole of the UK. You really think your local hospital has 240 intensive care beds!!

Please research properly before posting bulltulip

Let's take a look at this shall we flower?

The Torygraph post something.
Someone that actually works that wards tells me the real figure for the Luton area.

Your whole post leans on the fact that a tabloid newspaper printed fact.

When you get to big school MF you will learn that papers don't always research their facts before printing them.

Truly truly HTH BISDI