I am a complete spaz ...

**freshblue** · 20 February 2006, 13:23

Comic genius award for Monday

**MrsGoof** · 20 February 2006, 13:48

spaz

now thats a word I havn't heard for years, it brings back memories of the 'Joey' insult

ahhh those were the days

**Bagpuss** · 20 February 2006, 13:54

Frankly I'm disgusted!

I'm very content in life but I like being disgusted. It gives my life an edge.
I could never be happy unless I found something to be disgusted at (particularly house prices, new labour or crime). Slowly but surely I am turning into a grumpy old disgusted man.

Yours disgruntled (not really)
BP

**sasguru** · 20 February 2006, 15:06

Originally posted by MrsGoof

now thats a word I havn't heard for years, it brings back memories of the 'Joey' insult

ahhh those were the days

Yes betraying my age here. Not very PC either. I remember getting a lecture from a teacher at school when I used the word, along the lines of "Spastics had feelings too". He was right, I suppose.

**wc2** · 20 February 2006, 16:05

Originally posted by sasguru

... and I need your advice.

What is a Ltd company?
What is an accountant?
What is an umbrella company?
Should I get a high paying contract or a low paying one?

I'm sorry. I wasn't taught to read at school and I don't know how to use google. But I do want to be paid large amounts of cash to do complicated IT projects. I don't see any contradiction in this.

Thanks.

A. N. Contractor

A limited company is one that is limited to working in only one industry

An accountant is someone who always gets 3's & 5's mixed up

An umbrella company - Please !! It makes umbrella's

You should always go for a low paid contract because there are always openings within the company for higher paid ones

**monkeyboy** · 21 February 2006, 08:48

I still use the joey one......

Not to the youngsters though, can'r be bothered explaining what it means.

I am a complete spaz ...