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    #21
    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
    Or if you get a bit further down to St Albans, come to Rhubarb Manor.

    There's pizza for dinner.
    tuliphole
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      We've moved 1/4 mile, still not reached jct 10.

      Sigh.

      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        tuliphole
        I lived in Snorbens for a while when I left home.

        When I lived there, it was posh.

        (But I was a long way from the Rat's Castle: the pub with a stabbing every week.)
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #24
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          I lived in Snorbens for a while when I left home.

          When I lived there, it was posh.

          (But I was a long way from the Rat's Castle: the pub with a stabbing every week.)
          Is there anywhere you haven't lived you hobo?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            We've moved 1/4 mile, still not reached jct 10.

            Sigh.

            At Junction 10a exit the motorway.
            Follow the slip road down to the roundabout. Go straight on, down the dual carriageway for about a mile. Keep left. Follow signs for Luton airport. About another half mile the road splits into two, ring road or airport. Keep left. On the left is the hotel Ibis, along with a few others. Then get an early start down to Gatwick (say 3am).
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              tuliphole
              Unfortunately it seems you're right.
              One of my sons friends has not more than 20 minutes ago, had someone stop their car, pick up his sledge that was on the grass verge by the edge of the road and drive off with it!

              My sons friend wasn't particularly close to it at the time and so was unable to do anything.

              wtf is wrong with people ?

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                #27
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Is there anywhere you haven't lived you hobo?
                The Channel Islands.

                The Isle of Man.

                Scotland.

                The West Indies.

                When agents say "And where would your ideal contract be located?", that's the list I give.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
                  Unfortunately it seems you're right.
                  One of my sons friends has not more than 20 minutes ago, had someone stop their car, pick up his sledge that was on the grass verge by the edge of the road and drive off with it!

                  My sons friend wasn't particularly close to it at the time and so was unable to do anything.

                  wtf is wrong with people ?
                  At least they drove off with the sledge only, but sorry to hear that anyway.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
                    Unfortunately it seems you're right.
                    One of my sons friends has not more than 20 minutes ago, had someone stop their car, pick up his sledge that was on the grass verge by the edge of the road and drive off with it!

                    My sons friend wasn't particularly close to it at the time and so was unable to do anything.

                    wtf is wrong with people ?
                    So that's where MF's sledge supply is coming from. Shame on you MF.
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                      #30
                      Hurrah! We've passed the jack-knifed lorries and are now onto level 2 (M25)

                      Some real arseholes driving though.
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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