Neighbours using police for harassment…..

[suityou01]

I have just thought - I have a good friend who is a special sargeant in the same force - thinking of asking the local sgt stuffing things up to consider having a chat with my mate if character reference would be appropriate?

The DVR has all outside activity over the last 5 days, so would have no problem with the local police having a copy of this if they were to bring over a car battery sized memory stick - may even suggest this to them......

Bloody madness.

You fail.

[Platypus]

If he doesnt cough up(which he won't), I'm going to ask where he lives and offer to pop around. (he forgets his wallet each time you see)

You are Tony Soprano and I claim my 5 percent vig

[darmstadt]

I hate ponces.

Why? Does he charge you too much for services provided? Maybe the missus was just paying off your tab

[MarillionFan]

What a ponce. What an absolute ponce.

I guessed which dad is was as soon as I got there. He had ponce written on his forehead.

I asked him for the money and he went 'yeah bringing in to the shop tomorrow'. Not a glimmer. Not a flinch when I asked him.

Yeah I work between 9 - 5(hence the reason you drop your kid off at 8.30 in the morning and pick her up at 3). I live in Farnborough(yeah well thats 30 minutes away).

So he don't work. He's an out and out liar. Then it turns out he may have asked another mum for money as she was talking to him.

So best inform everyone.

It's stupid. Who does that on their own doorstep? In their childs first school? Incredible.

[Alf W]

"Can I have my money?"
"No."
"Err, OK"

Dave Courteney eat your heart out!

[SupremeSpod]

Congratulations Wilmslow.

Another set of neighbours you've alienated yourself from.

When are you next moving?

[fckvwls]

has taken advantage of my wife.

Who hasn't?

[Alf W]

I can't remember if you went for the Summerfields option or the South Wilmslow option in the end.

Where is all this drama unfolding?

[Freamon]

has taken advantage of my wife

Not paying you back the £10 is one thing, but that is truly unacceptable.

[Wilmslow]

Congratulations Wilmslow.

Another set of neighbours you've alienated yourself from.

When are you next moving?

Same set of neighbours who were chucking weeds at the plants and insults at me - still getting on very well with ALL other neighbours!

The sgt called me back - turns out that she must have been looking at my upstairs window most days during the bad weather while the gardens were unaccessible so knows the exact date I put up a LCD suction backed clock onto the window.

She is clearly either knowing this is not really a webcam to spy on their snow filled empty garden, or, totally paranoid.

The sgt was great - said that some people use the police as inappropriate mediation, and, when he sends one of his team round on Saturday morning to confirm it is indeed just a blue LCD clock, then he will consider taking action against neighbour for wasting police time.

The local fuzz finally seem to have her number