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could ofMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Politicians.
People employed by politicians.
Local party selection committees.
Party officials.
Party whips.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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. . . and did I lock the back door? Did I turn the heating off 'constant'?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGetting into bed, settling down to sleep - only to remember it's bin day tomorrow / there's washing in the machine.
Checksheets! The future is checksheets.Comment
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Motorway service station toilet sinks that splash back on your pale-coloured trousers.
Supermarket toilet sinks where the tap turns off faster than you can get your hand underneath.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Getting to the tea-bar late and all they have left is 117 salad sandwiches.
SO WHY DO THEY PUT OUT SO MANY FECKING SALAD SANDWICHES?
NOBODY WANTED THEM. NOBODY FECKING WANTS THEM. NOBODY EVER WILL WANT THEM
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Getting a pube caught in your foreskin.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Yes, and even though you KNOW YOU DID THOSE THINGS, once it's in your head you have to get back out of bed to check.Originally posted by wobbegong View Post. . . and did I lock the back door? Did I turn the heating off 'constant'?
Checksheets! The future is checksheets.
My life already is lists. I'm writing one right now.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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