• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Minor things that really piss you off !

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    HR

    That's both the gay-felchlord Directors and the fake-blonde air-headed flat-chested sexless over-opinionated pseudo-girlettes that 'work' for them.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    Comment


      British Gas.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

      Comment


        Hotels that don't have a door on the en-suite crapper.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

        Comment


          British Telecom
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

          Comment


            Having to pay for a piss in a public toilet.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

            Comment


              The flash bastard in the silver Roller that parked on the double-yellows outside the Midland Hotel, Manchester and did NOT get a ticket.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

              Comment


                Finding yourself in the shortest checkout queue only to realise that you have the dimmest and slowest checkout operator.
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

                Comment


                  Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                  The very sight of someone using an iPad in a public place seems to make my piss boil. They have an air about them. I want to pop their bubble and point out that we're not jealous and we think they are idiots for shelling out £600 on a toddlers iPod Touch.


                  I've got myelf worked up now
                  Brill. Another expression picked up today (make my piss boil).

                  iPad users should indeed be shot in the head.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

                  Comment


                    Paying a lot of money to go on a course, then having to listen to the course tutor complain the student notes, handouts and exercises haven't turned up and what an inconvenience it is for her.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                    Comment


                      Getting into bed, settling down to sleep - only to remember it's bin day tomorrow / there's washing in the machine.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X