Chef's top tips

[zamzummim]

Top tip on how to annoy the girlfriend:

wait until the day of her extremely important job interview, then get on a train to goto work 400 miles away with both sets of car keys in your pocket leaving her to realise what has happened just as she was about to leave the house for said interview approx 1hrs drive away..

For added bonus points ensure that you drop and break your phone at the weekend and are waiting for the replacement to be delivered the day afterwards for maximum "uncontactable" impact.

Anyone else having as good a day as me?

My other half used to do this ofter - i.e. walk away with my keys as well as his...

[SupremeSpod]

Just claim the conversation never happened.

Works every time.

[Old Greg]

Works every time.

What does?

[SupremeSpod]

Works every time.

What does?

What?

[DaveB]

Works every time.

Until she buys a dictaphone/mobile with voice recording

[Old Greg]

Until she buys a dictaphone/mobile with voice recording

Get an EMP device.

[SupremeSpod]

Until she buys a dictaphone/mobile with voice recording

Oi! Is this yours?

[cailin maith]

Works every time.

Oh really.....

I'll remember that next time you tell me I had a CM to CM conversation

[TimberWolf]

I should really get a second spare car key, but when I went to a local key cutting place he sucked his teeth and said it would cost £75! And added some baloney about how that was half the price in the main dealers. I think they are around £30 at the Ford dealers though, for a key without a remote and which can be programmed yourself if you hold two keys. If not, the prices rise and probably do approach £150 for key, programming and with the zapper part, and perhaps more if you've lost all your keys.

[vetran]

I have 3 sets keys Wife's set including car, mine including car and mine non car (for the bike & train). I only take the car one if I'm driving.