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Is he a good dad, or is he a bad dad ?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post

    Excellent, but he shouldn't be charged with murder. ..
    If he'd tried that in 18th century Britain he'd have been topped, by the Coventry Act

    By this statute it is enacted, that if any person shall, of malice aforethought, and by laying in wait, unlawfully cut or disable the tongue, put out an eye, slit the nose, cut off the nose or lip, or cut off or disable any limb, or member of any other person, with intent to maim or disfigure him, such person, his counsellors, aiders and abettors, shall be guilty of felony, without benefit of clergy.
    Sadly it was repealed in the 1820s.
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      #22
      Latest news

      the guy was German, but was born in Russia

      mmm, i can see a link developing


      NSFW


      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

        Latest news

        the guy was German, but was born in Russia

        mmm, i can see a link developing

        NSFW

        Blast - I'm at cliento, but sorely tempted to click.

        Can someone give a hint what that link is about?
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          #24
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Blast - I'm at cliento, but sorely tempted to click.

          Can someone give a hint what that link is about?
          tis a small piccie, of a squirrel. with nuts
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #25
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

            tis a small piccie, of a squirrel. with nuts
            You can't fool me that easily

            (I don't like the look of that wink)
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              #26
              Bad dad. Poor lass probably couldn't get a lad her own age, because they all had her dad marked down as the bollock-slicing type even if he hadn't even made good on his promises before.

              Still, at this rate he's unlikely to pass his genes on to a 3rd generation.

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                #27
                Bad dad, and attempted murder seems an appropriate charge - castration victims often bleed to death.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #28
                  I met a chap who was inside for the same thing. In his case his daughter was 16 and the guy was 44. He was only 35 and saw it as rape. The authorities didn't want anything to with it and hence he stabbed him in the crotch. He was serving six years for that.

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