Originally posted by EternalOptimist
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's definitely my favoured approach. I wasn't sure what the term 'offered them out' meant.
It's a civilised way to behave, and often results in a half @rsed shoving contest and both parties can withdraw with honour satisfied. Unfortunately, being civilised only works if you are dealing with like minded people, and where your life is at stake, you cant take that chance. so dont.
If you do drop someone, and their mates dont intervene, and you realise that you have transgressed the unwritten law, you can always recover your street cred by getting a damp cloth from behind the bar, and mop the blood till they come round. When people realise that you have tended him rather than booting or robbing him, you will be elevated to the exalted position of local hard case.
Take their trainees off while they are unconcious though. A guy cant scrap without any boots on.
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Frankly, the notion of 'asking someone outside for a fight' is ridiculous in the extreme. It offers lots of posturing & huffing & puffing.
If you serious about getting in a punch up ,frankly I would go for the blitzkrieg approach of lamping your opponent in a number of fast lightening punches before backing across the room and allowing people to come between you and then other chap. Then being held apart I suggest you go for the 'I'm going to f**king kill you mate' before allowing yourself to be held back gently, before rushing him one more time and smacking him around the head before getting thrown out.
That's the proper way to have a pub fight.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTo offer someone out, is to invite them to meet you in the carpark or the street, in order to settle your differences with fisticuffs.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBut, we're talking about 14 year olds, right? Not grown adult men?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThere was a very good portrayal in one of the Bridget jones films, with Huge Grant and Colin Firth. And, yes, it does happen IRLOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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SY might have grown a pair, but the last group of people I'd be looking for a tear up with is a group of "possibly pikeys"Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIs that really the level of ineptness of real-life fights? I don't frequent venues that have fights as a rule...
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I think suity is lucky to still have all his gnashers
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostFraid so. The real stuff happens so quickly you dont see it, I have very rarely see a proper scrap last more than two seconds. And when you are in a confined place, there is vey little room for skill. strength plays the major role, and nerve.
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I think suity is lucky to still have all his gnashers
Pub fights take place quickly. On the whole they explode then simmer.
If you're going to be in a fight ,you need to decide to flee or fight very early. And if the worse happens and you think it's unavoidable I suggest you lamp the other person first. Too many times I've taken a number of sneaky punches trying to calm it down.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Not sure why offering some pikeys a square is considered bedwetting? seems the exact opposite to me!
that being said I agree with many of the comments, withdraw your custom, sounds like it has already turned into a tuliphole.
Don't get yourself killed before Xmas, SY juniors need their old man around....even if he is a bit of a plank!Comment
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