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I vaguely remember some blatant sockie pretending to be female, posting filth wherever possible. Clearly a 25 stone trucker called Bruce, but you still liked her eh.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yeah I'm a sucker for that kind of thingOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI vaguely remember some blatant sockie pretending to be female, posting filth wherever possible. Clearly a 25 stone trucker called Bruce, but you still liked her eh.
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Want me to indulge you and make a smutty joke referencing 'sucker'?Originally posted by Jog On View PostYeah I'm a sucker for that kind of thing
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yes please - I thought you'd never ask!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWant me to indulge you and make a smutty joke referencing 'sucker'?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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That all depends, are you a 25 stone trucker called Bruce? If not it just wouldn't be the same.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWant me to indulge you and make a smutty joke referencing 'sucker'?Comment
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