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Previously on "CUK Cenotaph"
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That all depends, are you a 25 stone trucker called Bruce? If not it just wouldn't be the same.
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Want me to indulge you and make a smutty joke referencing 'sucker'?Originally posted by Jog On View PostYeah I'm a sucker for that kind of thing
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I vaguely remember some blatant sockie pretending to be female, posting filth wherever possible. Clearly a 25 stone trucker called Bruce, but you still liked her eh.Originally posted by Jog On View PostI do miss Paula though..
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Every year a special ceremony will take place. Live sockies, some washed, some unwashed, holed, threaded socks, a few in wheelchairs heads bowed as they remember their fallen comrades who have gone to the great launderette in the sky.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostAre we going to have a monument to the unnamed sockie as well?
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<the "last post" sounds>
Marillion Fan
EDIT: ooops, too early. watch this space
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Can the next poster to create a lunatic sockie please insult me with it. I'm getting fed up with them agreeing with me and cosying up.
It's making be look bad.
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I propose a sticky cenotaph thread with all the names of fallen sockies, lest we forget.Tags: None
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