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Getting a Prince Alfred?

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    #11
    A guy I know was in the crowded waiting room of a piercing clinic, and the guy came out and asked the next lady what she was having done.

    A clit ring.
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      #12
      I was toying with the idea of a PA , but the missus got me a gift voucher for an 'Ulla', which is a tripod, for support.

      theres a red weed joke in there somewhere as well, but I cant teaze it out


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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        A gentlemen of my (distant) acquaintance did his own Prince Albert. He was very proud of it and insisted on showing it to everyone. And I didn't know him that well It was not a pretty sight and I think it got infected.
        I stopped at my nose. Any piercing below the neck sounds far too painful.
        Did his OWN?! Crikey.

        An ex of mine had one actually, I didn't like it at all.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Did his OWN?! Crikey.

          An ex of mine had one actually, I didn't like it at all.
          heh heh. I just had this image of MP chatting to her mates about her new boyfriend

          MP - 'Yeah his name is Frankenstein, and he has this big fck-off bolt through his neck'
          MPMates - 'Dont worry, you dont look at the mantlepiece while you are poking the fire'
          MP - ' you gotta be kidding me, it's even worse down under'




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            #15
            Reading this it can be quite sensitive http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-serious.html

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              heh heh. I just had this image of MP chatting to her mates about her new boyfriend

              MP - 'Yeah his name is Frankenstein, and he has this big fck-off bolt through his neck'
              MPMates - 'Dont worry, you dont look at the mantlepiece while you are poking the fire'
              MP - ' you gotta be kidding me, it's even worse down under'




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              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I've been thinking about getting some body modification. I had a nose ring last year, followed with a nipple ring about six months ago. Now I'm thinking about gettings a Prince.

                Does anyone have any experience of this? Is it a little painful? Does it really bring additional pleasure?

                Thought it was best to ask the congregation first.
                Did you mean Prince Albert?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Did you mean Prince Albert?
                  You are Queen Victoria and I claim my five guineas.

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                    #19
                    He he, this will make you a PA member MF, LOL.

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                      #20
                      At my life drawing classes the models seem to have rings everywhere. One feels like sticking a curtain rod through and hanging them over the window.
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