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[kandr]

d000gh

Looking for female, must be willing to believe in superstition nonsense based on no evidence, but from the 3rd hand word of middle eastern men, from 2000 years ago, who nothing is known about. Also don't expect sex until we are married and must be free on Sundays for Church.

[sasguru]

... superstition nonsense based on no evidence, but from the 3rd hand word of middle eastern men, from 2000 years ago, who nothing is known about...

And that really is Christianity in a nutshell.

[pacharan]

sasguru 

Desperately need a sexual partner of either sex to rescue me from a. eternity of beating my meat to pictures of Sue Pollard

[shaunbhoy]

Paddy

Looking for kind-hearted yet sensitive munter to help me start a family. The preferred family option of raiding warthog litters to keep the name going has been largely unsuccesful. Looks not important as I am fugly in the extreme, but a sense of humour is going to be vital for when you first get a look at my glaikit fizzer. Add in a great deal of patience and understanding for when you first eyeball my measly wedding tackle, and some consideration regarding the brevity and infrequency of its general activity, and we will get on like a house on fire.
Yours in desperation................Paddy!!

[DimPrawn]

DimPrawn

Hey there! I'm a cool Swindonite with my own 3.5 litre BMW (well only 56 more payments to go) and own house (well its ex-council but its well tasty inside).
The boom box in my boot costs more than the house, so we can use it as down-payment for another Swindon pad, innit.
Anyway I'm looking for a nice bird who appreciates a flash, cool, bald, slightly chubby bloke who sports a Rado watch and 5 gold chains and who believes size doesn't matter.
I look like a celebrity - Stavros Flatley since you ask - and you must look like Katie Price or its no deal.
Ta.

3.2 Litre
Harmon Kardon Base Unit


Oh and I'm too short to be Stavros Flatley.

8/10

[d000hg]

superstition nonsense based on no evidence, but from the 3rd hand word of middle eastern men, from 2000 years ago, who nothing is known about

Your knowledge of history is on a par with Sasguru's understanding of mathematics.

Oh look, another thread where I'm attacked personally for no reason based on my faith, by a useless troll

[suityou01]

Your knowledge of history is on a par with Sasguru's understanding of mathematics.

Oh look, another thread where I'm attacked personally for no reason based on my faith, by a useless troll

Agree, it is most wearisome.

[kandr]

Your knowledge of history is on a par with Sasguru's understanding of mathematics.

Oh look, another thread where I'm attacked personally for no reason based on my faith, by a useless troll

This is a mickey taking thread, peoples characteristics are lampooned, you don't see any others crying about it.

[MaryPoppins]

This is a mickey taking thread, peoples characteristics are lampooned, you don't see any others crying about it.

First thing you've said that I kind of agree with. Argh!

[kandr]

First thing you've said that I kind of agree with. Argh!

Thank you.