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We're all Doomed!
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostStory illustrated with a pretty blonde, for extra gravitas

Such beauty would not have to use her hand in farming
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No, prostitution would likely be more lucrative.Originally posted by AtW View Post
Such beauty would not have to use her hand in farming
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But even less likely to use her hand on an unsuccessful Russkie living in a bedsit in brum eitherOriginally posted by AtW View Post
Such beauty would not have to use her hand in farming
Hard Brexit now!
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There would be no money - she'd have to do it for jacket potatoes and stuffOriginally posted by Platypus View PostNo, prostitution would likely be more lucrative.
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Excellent posting DP, keep it up. It is exactly this kind of doom mongering that drives my commodities shares portfolio up. I probably earnt a few grand, as "panicky" investors dived into gold, having read that article.I'm alright JackComment
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostI probably earnt a few grand, as "panicky" investors dived into gold, having read that article.
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