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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYou know why scotsmen wear kilts?
Posh English bloke: I say, are you shearing?
Scottish farmer: Noo. Get yer own.
For the second time today
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostWhat does "For Hire" have to do with Christmas? Apart from an oblique reference that "everything has a price" as a possible protest against the commercialisation of a religious festival. Or am I reading too much into it?
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's a baby cheese.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostFTFY
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think it's Cheeses, rather than Cheese-Us. Not sure like.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostApologies Spod, but I like the idea too.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThe idea of the baby cheeses?Comment
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