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<titter>Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYou know why scotsmen wear kilts?
Posh English bloke: I say, are you shearing?
Scottish farmer: Noo. Get yer own.
For the second time today
Get nylon zips fitted to yer trousers
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I've had that for months, you dolt.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostWhat does "For Hire" have to do with Christmas? Apart from an oblique reference that "everything has a price" as a possible protest against the commercialisation of a religious festival. Or am I reading too much into it?
Damnit. Need coffee.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's a baby cheese.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I think it's Cheeses, rather than Cheese-Us. Not sure like.Originally posted by doodab View PostFTFY
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yep - Cheeses - there was a christmas card a few years ago I'll try to find it.... hang on.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI think it's Cheeses, rather than Cheese-Us. Not sure like.Bazza gets caught
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The idea of the baby cheeses?Originally posted by Bunk View PostApologies Spod, but I like the idea too.Bazza gets caught
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Just for an avatar, I'm not coming over all religious suddenlyOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostThe idea of the baby cheeses?
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