Internet dating wouldn't have matched me and my wife. We have nothing in common but have been together for 17 years. I think it might be because she owns half the house!
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So-called girlfriend really hacking me off!
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Stop being a cock.Originally posted by kandr View PostWilmslow is as real as God.
People who have faith (especially those on CUK) don't go around bashing your beliefs.
Give it a rest.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Funny that no one is allowed to criticise peoples religious belief, but things like your taste in music or art, its OK. I have the right to mock anyone who is delusional and spreads lies.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostStop being a cock.
People who have faith (especially those on CUK) don't go around bashing your beliefs.
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Originally posted by kandr View PostFunny that no one is allowed to criticise peoples religious belief, but things like your taste in music or art, its OK. I have the right to mock anyone who is delusional and spreads lies.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Oh give over... you are coming across as a right ejit.Originally posted by kandr View PostEvangelists and the like.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Todays No Tulip Sherlock post!Originally posted by cailin maith View Postyou are coming across as a right ejit.



Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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I find that people who try and please everyone and be everyone's friend usually have nothing interesting to say.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh give over... you are coming across as a right ejit.Comment
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