So-called girlfriend really hacking me off!

[Paddy]

Save your money and rent some Thai twins for a night and send a video text of them to GF

[milanbenes]

Would you prefer a middle aged Focus Ghia Turbo diesel driving tit instead?

I even offered to present myself in the comany TypeR.

Some women are very hard to please!

hold on,

you have a company car ?


then why do you also have a private car ?

sorry, confused

Milan.

[sasguru]

Believe me, if you'd met Wilmslow then you wouldn't want anyone confusing the two of you.

You haven't met Wilmslow, just someone pretending to be "him".

HTH

[MaryPoppins]

Would you prefer a middle aged Focus Ghia Turbo diesel driving tit instead?

I even offered to present myself in the comany TypeR.

Some women are very hard to please!

I know, I know. I am fussy. It's the lack of humour and charisma, coupled with the slight whiff of desperation that swung it for me though.

[MaryPoppins]

hold on,

you have a company car ?


then why do you also have a private car ?

sorry, confused

Milan.

How d'you take your tea milan? In your lap ok?

W's a permy - I assume he's on about a pool car.

[milanbenes]

he he Mary, good one :-)

milk and sugar pls

ta

Milan.

[Alf W]

I am definitely going back to Match.com this weekend if things do not work out

We there's the root of the problem. What sort of person do you think you are going to get by going onto an Internet dating site? What sort of sad, psycho, desperate, fugly losers do you think inhabit such sites?

Dumping by text these days must be luxury. I remember when all we had to dump women with remotely was a fax machine. Couldn't have been nice for them really I suppose.

[Platypus]

It's the lack of humour and charisma, coupled with the slight whiff of desperation that swung it for me though.

Typical

You want a Type-R and personality?

[SupremeSpod]

You haven't met Wilmslow, just someone pretending to be "him".

HTH

Of course.

[MaryPoppins]

Typical

You want a Type-R and personality?

Nah, just the personality'll do me