Train; it just had to go wrong didn't it?

[Mich the Tester]

An end.

Would armageddon put an end to the stinky sandwiches that OAPs take with them on trains?

[norrahe]

I know, it's bad. My legs are starting to hurt now; that's what happens when I get hungry. Shall soon be eating a large serving of game stew.

And what wine does sir have planned to accompany sirs's game casserole?

[Mich the Tester]

And what wine does sir have planned to accompany one's game casserole?

A slightly limited choice at this evening's restaurant, which is actually just a posh pub. They have a decent Argie Malbec which should work well enough.

If only this ******* train would actually go at intercity speed instead of bicycle speed.

[suityou01]

Would armageddon put an end to the stinky sandwiches that OAPs take with them on trains?

No, that's Hamageddon.

[RichardCranium]

When Mrs RC & I used Eurostar to go to Holland, the journey was spoiled by a Kraut eating a garlic sausage with his penknife and stinking the carriage out with the stench of dodgy offal.

But isn't that why we don't like the continental types? 'Cos they pong even worse than proper British tramps?