Train; it just had to go wrong didn't it?

[RichardCranium]

When Mrs RC & I used Eurostar to go to Holland, the journey was spoiled by a Kraut eating a garlic sausage with his penknife and stinking the carriage out with the stench of dodgy offal.

But isn't that why we don't like the continental types? 'Cos they pong even worse than proper British tramps?

[suityou01]

Would armageddon put an end to the stinky sandwiches that OAPs take with them on trains?

No, that's Hamageddon.

[Mich the Tester]

And what wine does sir have planned to accompany one's game casserole?

A slightly limited choice at this evening's restaurant, which is actually just a posh pub. They have a decent Argie Malbec which should work well enough.

If only this ******* train would actually go at intercity speed instead of bicycle speed.

[norrahe]

I know, it's bad. My legs are starting to hurt now; that's what happens when I get hungry. Shall soon be eating a large serving of game stew.

And what wine does sir have planned to accompany sirs's game casserole?

[Mich the Tester]

An end.

Would armageddon put an end to the stinky sandwiches that OAPs take with them on trains?

[Mich the Tester]

You? Missed lunch????

What is the world coming to??

I know, it's bad. My legs are starting to hurt now; that's what happens when I get hungry. Shall soon be eating a large serving of game stew.

[suityou01]

You? Missed lunch????

What is the world coming to??

An end.

[norrahe]

I haven't started yet. Unfortunately I missed lunch today, so I have insufficient organic material in my bowels for the normal fermentation procedure to be executed, meaning I am resigned to the fate of sitting in the smelly sandwich coupe.

You? Missed lunch????

What is the world coming to??

[doodab]

I had to get off the tram a stop early because I could no longer stand the stench of stale piss from the tramp occupying the other end. Most unpleasant.

[Mich the Tester]

I bet the oap is ranting on the oap equivilent website about the young man whose farts smell and why can't he have consideration for people who are trying to eat their sandwiches.

I haven't started yet. Unfortunately I missed lunch today, so I have insufficient organic material in my bowels for the normal fermentation procedure to be executed, meaning I am resigned to the fate of sitting in the smelly sandwich coupe.

[scooterscot]

You should say something. "Excuse me, I like a good sandwich as much as the next, however if you continue to insist eating that sandwich then I must warn you I might all over you"

[norrahe]

I bet the oap is ranting on the oap equivilent website about the young man whose farts smell and why can't he have consideration for people who are trying to eat their sandwiches.

[Mich the Tester]

Well I just completed a 26 hour commute. Vienna to London became:

Vienna - Berlin - Frankfurt - London. Sleeping in an airport is so overrated!


And I get to do it all again on Monday

Should have stayed in Vienna.

Mind, I could have just stayed in the Hague, which is rather nice too.

[fckvwls]

Well I just completed a 26 hour commute. Vienna to London became:

Vienna - Berlin - Frankfurt - London. Sleeping in an airport is so overrated!


And I get to do it all again on Monday

[Mich the Tester]

Up to now, it was an extremely pleasant journey. I have a seat, t'internet's working, I have an electrical socket, the train is clean, and an attractive girl has just played some Bach cello suites.

Now some f**king OAP has got on the train with an exceedingly smelly sandwich!

WHY can't people consider other passengers when taking their packed lunches/dinners on the train?

I don't know what noxious mixture of processed sauces and blue-boiled eggs she's put on that sandwich, but it reeks!

Only one thing for it, time to start farting!

And now the train is sitting still due to a points failure, as per bloody usual!