Fancy dress idea ideas?

[rhubarb]

Get a length of carboard and paint red/white stripes on it. Wrap it round yourself and go as a lighthouse.

[cojak]

I bought my pirate outfit from amazon.

(there's a sentence to stir the imagination...)

[DimPrawn]

Nautical theme

Go dressed as Julian Clary and ask all the men if they need a tug.

[kandr]

Go with a bag if illegal copies of current Cinema releases on DVD.

[EternalOptimist]

Something cheap and cheerful ?

bag of chocolate coins from the changi sweet shop
make your own pirate map, scorch it over a flame
plastic skellington - here lies billy bones
rubber parrot and a tin of spray-on parrot sh1te for your shoulder
kerchief type bandana for your head
plastic toy yacht, with two toy figures, tell them you are holding the Chandlers


etc

[Alf W]

[Mich the Tester]

Print off a load of hardcore porn pics, glue them to your body and tell everyone you've come as an ' internet'.

[Mich the Tester]

Something funny about her legs; as if she has no hips. Is it a shemale?