Reply to: Fancy dress idea ideas?

[Mich the Tester]

Something funny about her legs; as if she has no hips. Is it a shemale?

[Mich the Tester]

Print off a load of hardcore porn pics, glue them to your body and tell everyone you've come as an ' internet'.

[Alf W]

[EternalOptimist]

Something cheap and cheerful ?

bag of chocolate coins from the changi sweet shop
make your own pirate map, scorch it over a flame
plastic skellington - here lies billy bones
rubber parrot and a tin of spray-on parrot sh1te for your shoulder
kerchief type bandana for your head
plastic toy yacht, with two toy figures, tell them you are holding the Chandlers


etc

[kandr]

Go with a bag if illegal copies of current Cinema releases on DVD.

[DimPrawn]

Nautical theme

Go dressed as Julian Clary and ask all the men if they need a tug.

[cojak]

I bought my pirate outfit from amazon.

(there's a sentence to stir the imagination...)

[rhubarb]

Get a length of carboard and paint red/white stripes on it. Wrap it round yourself and go as a lighthouse.

[SupremeSpod]

Get some boot polish and go as a Somali pirate!

[DodgyAgent]

Lads and ladettes,

Need some inspiration - fancy dress party on the weekend, nautical or pirate theme ... ideas that aren't too intricate to do?

Love all your work

Dress as you normally do and go as a knob end

[SupremeSpod]

Lads and ladettes,

Need some inspiration - fancy dress party on the weekend, nautical or pirate theme ... ideas that aren't too intricate to do?

Love all your work

Go as a for-ex trader, they're pirates!

[wobbegong]

Turn up dressed just in your undergarments, when asked what you're supposed to be, tell them 'a premature ejaculation'.

When asked to explain, just say "I've come in my pants".

Boom boom.

IGMC

[Paddy]

The hook off a wire coat hanger is ideally suited to the role of playing a pirate arm, if a bit on the thin and small side.

Just gave me an idea! Artificial prate arm with hook and keep the real hand hidden for other uses…

[TimberWolf]

The hook off a wire coat hanger is ideally suited to the role of playing a pirate arm, if a bit on the thin and small side.

[Paddy]

The most fun I had was as a doctor with white coat and stethoscope. It was with great pleasure that I obliged the ladies to test their hearts with the stethoscope.