Lock up your data, the Govt is coming!

[Churchill]

Oh, you truly know it all don't you Threaded !!

You are a fecking expert in everthing under the sun and assume that everyone else knows jack.

Seen a million of you, boy!

Hard day's Googling was it?

I like you! Do you need a dog?

[bogeyman]

I like you! Do you need a dog?

Depends on: -

a) are you housetrained?

b) how much do you cost to feed per week?

c) can you sell insurance?

[Churchill]

Depends on: -

a) are you housetrained?

b) how much do you cost to feed per week?

c) can you sell insurance?

a - Ohhhh Yessssss (Barring the occasional "accident" when I'm not well)

b - Two Jehovah's Witnesses a month and the odd giant lizard as a treat should see me right!

c - See answer "a"

[bogeyman]

a - Ohhhh Yessssss (Barring the occasional "accident" when I'm not well)

b - Two Jehovah's Witnesses a month and the odd giant lizard as a treat should see me right!

c - See answer "a"

Ok.

The Jobs your's then - just don't try and feck the cat - he's bigger than you.

[EternalOptimist]

bogeman

do you need a tramp as well ?

[DaveB]

Ok.

The Jobs your's then - just don't try and feck the cat - he's bigger than you.

You might want to have him "seen to", you know, just to prevent any little mishaps

[bogeyman]

bogeman

do you need a tramp as well ?

Sure EO!

Do you mind living in the woodshed and chopping the odd log or two?

[bogeyman]

You might want to have him "seen to", you know, just to prevent any little mishaps

No worries!

"When he tries to feck the cat - the cat will see to that"

[mcquiggd]

Erm, whats to stop you running Windows XP under an emulator, or simply using a Linux machine, or even your bloody mobile phone, to download 'protected content'...

Seems daft to have gone to so much trouble.... how many motherboard manufacturers target the 'overclocking' market...? how long to bypass any security offered by 'Vista'?

I already use VideoLAN... and Azureous... but I make a living from MS... odd that....