Cut off top of finger. Should go to hospital

[MarillionFan]

You work in IT and you don't consider fingers important enough to take a quick trip to the hopsicle?

Might head off sooner. Just went on got my son from nursery and pulled him back on a sledge. Got back to find blood all over the sledge. Still got four hours billing time to go though!

[EternalOptimist]

Might head off sooner. Just went on got my son from nursery and pulled him back on a sledge. Got back to find blood all over the sledge. Still got four hours billing time to go though!

get a taxi, it'll be quicker.

dont forget to leave him a tip

[MarillionFan]

get a taxi, it'll be quicker.

dont forget to leave him a tip

fffffff

[Pondlife]

get a taxi, it'll be quicker.

dont forget to leave him a tip

Yours EO?

[cailin maith]

Ohhh that happened to my best mate at home, she caught her finger in the door and it chopped the top clean off.. stupid Dr sewed it on backwards, she has a wonky finger now.

You should get it stitched.

[FiveTimes]

I thought you were some rock hard cage fighting tough guy ?

It should take more than a little cut to stop you. Put a quick butterfly stitch in yourself and carry on

[MarillionFan]

I thought you were some rock hard cage fighting tough guy ?

It should take more than a little cut to stop you. Put a quick butterfly stitch in yourself and carry on

We don't use metal doors in cage fighting.

[doodab]

We don't use metal doors in cage fighting.

What are the cages made of? Chocolate ice cream?

[d000hg]

What are the cages made of? Chocolate ice cream?

It's like she's fighting a doctor-who style clone of herself.

[Clippy]

Years ago, my Dad used to have a VW Transporter van.

One day, my sister was inside the back of it leaning with her hand, against the frame where the slide door meets the frame.

My brother, without looking, closed the door and my sister let out an almighty shriek.

How she never lost any fingers or received any adverse damage to her hand I will never know.