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oh yeah.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI think I insulted MIB once, and possibly Cybertwat too.
ffs mich, you're always having a go at someone. give it a rest. let someone else get a word in
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Your saving grace is that your DNA is smeared all over your curtains instead of sloshing about in a woman's vagina with all the accompanied risks for the future of mankind.Originally posted by BdP View PostThe perils of one-handed internet browsing ;-)And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Still here under a different name isn't he MrMark.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...a right pillock appears around here. We had the inimitable Cyberman, we had Markinbrussels, and now we have a new one. Guess who?
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Shut it, you flakey skinned jamrag munching IT contractorOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou're always having a go at someone
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heheOriginally posted by Platypus View PostShut it, you flakey skinned jamrag munching IT contractor
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accurate as well
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That site is fantastic.Originally posted by Platypus View PostShut it, you flakey skinned jamrag munching IT contractor
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Originally posted by BdP View Post***********. You cannot see this message because BdP is on your 'shove your fist down his gob, grasp his sphinctre, and pull him inside out' list
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Not really very sophisticated insults are they?Originally posted by Platypus View PostShut it, you flakey skinned jamrag munching IT contractor
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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