Scottish Nationalists or Muslims?

[scooterscot]

Gotta love the Wail's take on it though.

indeed..

Bombs detonating in Scotland - these extremists must be found and brought to the attention of the government so that they can be paid any compensation for loss of materials.

I think they call it benefits...

[Sysman]

Gotta love the Wail's take on it though.

How times have changed. One of my schoolmates was responsible for many a loud bang during his teens, and it was taken for granted that this was the sort of thing young lads with curious minds get up to.

[Mich the Tester]

[Old Greg]

Daily Mail readers exploding from indignation.

[BoredBloke]

Perhaps it was the real sound a tree makes when its falling and it thought that there was nobody around to hear it!

[BdP]

Explosion in Scottish Forest

I always advise those visiting Jockshire to watch out for the evil, ugly, violent, prevalent, dangerous blood-sucking parasites. The midges can be quite bad, too.

[gingerjedi]

I heard someone tried to deep fry a Christmas cake.

[scooterscot]

Strange I heard it was someone from Dumbarton with too much curry.

[BdP]

I heard someone tried to deep fry a Christmas cake.

I was working at Mars, many years back, when news came to us that the short, ginger folk north of Berwick were selling deep-fried Mars Bars in their chip shops. We got a box of freshly minted MB's off the production line, and got a chippy in Slough to deep fry them for us, purely as a testing exercise.

They were gorgeous.

[DimPrawn]

I was working at Mars, many years back, when news came to us that the short, ginger folk north of Berwick were selling deep-fried Mars Bars in their chip shops. We got a box of freshly minted MB's off the production line, and got a chippy in Slough to deep fry them for us, purely as a testing exercise.

They were gorgeous.

Mars bars make a good alternative currency, and unlike gold, you can eat them.

FT.com - Special Reports / Nico Colchester

In my own effort to regain my financial bearings I have become increasingly addicted to the Mars Bar. The Mars Bar is a currency for our time: it is a long-established basket of staple commodities (cocoa, vegetable fats, milk solids, sugar) packaged with great consistency in the form of an ingot. As such it is a reliable unit of account certainly more reliable than gold, which is prone to speculation and it preserves a remarkably constant real value. I have measured my wealth in Mars Bars since an early age, though the motive for doing so has changed.