Royal Wedding

[TimberWolf]

Will some Royal Sawbones be in there checking that her undercarriage has not been tampered with prior to the big day I wonder? I am sure that is par for the course, after all, she may end up as Queen one day!!

I'll do it. For queen and country!

[minestrone]

Going on past records it is not who they pump before they get married but the dozens after that is the problem.

Diana seen more cockends than weekends.

[Incognito]

Will some Royal Sawbones be in there checking that her undercarriage has not been tampered with prior to the big day I wonder? I am sure that is par for the course, after all, she may end up as Queen one day!!

Technically speaking, not exactly correct. Not the Queen, the Queen consort

[DaveB]

Daily Mash

[Aman]

I didn't get a newspaper today, but I read about it on the DM site.

[Incognito]

Daily Mash

Lol

"Martin Bishop, the left-wing Labour MP for Gateshead Toilet, started to say something about an establishment con-trick and starving Africans before everyone wandered off or began talking over him."

Nick, when were you elected an MP.