Scumbag Cyclists

[kandr]

It's a modern miracle of high tech precision engineering. A bit like those little stents they'll be putting in your arteries shortly after your exercise free lard sandwich munching lifestyle finally catches up with you.

Yeah because dressing up in brightly coloured lycra and carrying a bike onto a train is good exercise. You find that the guys that have all the gear cycle about 500 yards a day, from their front door to the train station .

[doodab]

Yeah because dressing up in brightly coloured lycra and carrying a bike onto a train is good exercise. You find that the guys that have all the gear cycle about 500 yards a day, from their front door to the train station .

Good point. Carrying 25kg of excess fat is much better exercise than carrying a 10kg bike.

[BdP]

It's a modern miracle of high tech precision engineering. A bit like those little stents they'll be putting in your arteries shortly after your exercise free lard sandwich munching lifestyle finally catches up with you.

No, it's a ***** toy. Grow up.

[MarillionFan]

No, it's a ***** toy. Grow up.

What about a skateboard? Is that OK?

[GillsMan]

INKSPE! LOL. You poor (sic) thing.

Let me know when you want me to teach you how to use quotes and what (sic) [sic] actually means, given that it's clear you don't understand.

[GillsMan]

Yeah because dressing up in brightly coloured lycra and carrying a bike onto a train is good exercise. You find that the guys that have all the gear cycle about 500 yards a day, from their front door to the train station .

Wrong. I used to cycle and put my bike on the train and I used to cycle to a station further up the line which wasn't my nearest station. Then, while all the suits were busy stuffing their heads into armpits on the tube, I used to cycle through London to the office. Much more pleasant and usually much quicker, too.

Tbf though, I never got into all the lycra stuff, though I did wear tighter fitting clothes as these tend to be much more practical. Let's face it, no-one's trying to look cool when cycling.

[BdP]

Wrong. I used to cycle and put my bike on the train and I used to cycle to a station further up the line which wasn't my nearest station. Then, while all the suits were busy stuffing their heads into armpits on the tube, I used to cycle through London to the office. Much more pleasant and usually much quicker, too.

Tbf though, I never got into all the lycra stuff, though I did wear tighter fitting clothes as these tend to be much more practical. Let's face it, no-one's trying to look cool when cycling.

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[BdP]

Let me know when you want me to teach you how to use quotes and what (sic) [sic] actually means, given that it's clear you don't understand.

Why, are you not working at the moment?

[doodab]

No, it's a ***** toy. Grow up.

What, grow up and have a petty hissy fit because the public use public transport? Or grow up and dismiss one of the most popular, efficient, and high tech machines ever invented by man as a toy because I'm too fat, lazy and stupid to have learned to ride one properly?

There is only one toy round here, and that's your 1/3000th scale model of a brain.

[BdP]

What, grow up and have a petty hissy fit because the public use public transport? Or grow up and dismiss one of the most popular, efficient, and high tech machines ever invented by man as a toy because I'm too fat, lazy and stupid to have learned to ride one properly?

There is only one toy round here, and that's your 1/3000th scale model of a brain.

I think you need to sit down and clean the froth from your mouth. I'm amazed the authorities allow epileptics to ride dangerous toys.