Business model of sofa sellers in UK

[AtW]

1. Fook all in stock (more time to get stuff than it takes to launch a rocket).

2. Ridiculous price even after 50% discount.

[Cliphead]

1. Fook all in stock (more time to get stuff than it takes to launch a rocket).

2. Ridiculous price even after 50% discount.

Plan B - build yer own.

Or buy antique furniture.

[AtW]

buy antique furniture.

Is it the one with delivery date well in the past? They'd probably want to get paid in gold for it

For £1500 one can buy a fooking state of the art top range microprocessor that requires billions of dollars of research, billions of dollars spent on fabrication processes - and you can get it next day if you want to.

Something is very wrong with sofa industry in the UK, very very wrong...

[MarillionFan]

1. Fook all in stock (more time to get stuff than it takes to launch a rocket).

2. Ridiculous price even after 50% discount.

Are you still going on about sofas!

What exactly do you want? I'm certain I've got half a dozen large sofas in my tat container.

[Cliphead]

Is it the one with delivery date well in the past? They'd probably want to get paid in gold for it

I bought antique furniture for the last place I was in, when I moved I sold it for what I'd paid for it. Delivered the day I bought it, looked fantastic and quality no modern kit can touch.

[AtW]

I'm certain I've got half a dozen large sofas in my tat container.

Something like this:

Stylise Leather Swivel Chaise Sofa | dfs | think sofas think dfs

Recliner chair on that page is also very very nice...

And I need to settle down on colour - apparently "red" as on that picture is "slutty"...

Local DFS has got one such sofa cancelled by customer, they dropped price by £200 - available immediately

[MarillionFan]

I bought antique furniture for the last place I was in, when I moved I sold it for what I'd paid for it. Delivered the day I bought it, looked fantastic and quality no modern kit can touch.

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Now that is a clued up OP.

Unfortunetly for AtW, he want's a modern flat & tasteless furniture as opposed to style & class.

[AtW]

he want's a modern flat

I want a brand new comfy sofa - not an old stool that Napoleon allegedly had a sit on inbetween battles.

Now I am tempted to go back to DFS and get that sofa with 10% discount as it's available immediately... I am not fooking waiting 12 weeks for a fooking sofa!!!

[Cliphead]

I want a brand new comfy sofa - not an old stool that Napoleon allegedly had a sit on inbetween battles.

Now I am tempted to go back to DFS and get that sofa with 10% discount as it's available immediately... I am not fooking waiting 12 weeks for a fooking sofa!!!

Oh dear, you haven't quite understood what style is?

[AtW]

Oh dear, you haven't quite understood what style is?

No, but I know what I like (when trying to sit on one of them).