Sofas 2

[kandr]

Every year I see a DFS advert my first thought is... I was sure last year they would have went into liquidation and be advertising under a new name this year.

[AtW]

Wrong. Try again.

What tat leather sofas have you got with a view to deliver immediately?

[d000hg]

Find a shop selling display model. Use eBay. Buy from Ikea/Argos. Etc.

[AtW]

Find a shop selling display model. Use eBay. Buy from Ikea/Argos. Etc.

I kind of alluded to offering to buy display chair I like at DFS but the guy said theyhad it for 2 years and that put me of a tad...

Anyway, the conclusion is that sofa-wise UK is totally and utterly ******. When you can't buy such over priced stuff with next days delivery then it is a total tulip of a life.

If you don't actually have it, then don't fking sell it - that's like naked shorting of shares

[TimberWolf]

I kind of alluded to offering to buy display chair I like at DFS but the guy said theyhad it for 2 years and that put me of a tad...

Anyway, the conclusion is that sofa-wise UK is totally and utterly ******. When you can't buy such over priced stuff with next days delivery then it is a total tulip of a life.

If you don't actually have it, then don't fking sell it - that's like naked shorting of shares

I wonder if your sofa has even been built yet?

[AtW]

I wonder if your sofa has even been built yet?

They've got one I like right now with 10% discount because previous customer rejected it, allegedly because it did not fit the room...

I do like the chair though and it's 12 weeks wait ffs!

[Moscow Mule]

For a chap that runs an internet search company, you are remarkably tulip at research.

[AtW]

For a chap that runs an internet search company, you are remarkably tulip at research.

You are right - I've made a mistake. I've assumed that a few grand worth of furniture will be buyable right on the spot.

[MarillionFan]

I wonder if your sofa has even been built yet?

Of course not. It only takes a couple of Welsh sofa makers 6 hours. 1 Hour for the pine frame. 1 hour to stuff it. 2 hours to cover it in Faux leather and then 2 hours to beat it with sticks and urinate on it to make it look authentic.

The other 11 weeks and 18 hours DFS managers have AtW's money they've received from the credit company with an extra 20% on top because they know he's going to default, throwing it at each other in bundles with notes bursting around the room. Splllllllaaaaasssshhhhhhh.

Meanwhile. AtW sits on the floor, nursing a bad back and cold arse wondering why it's taking so long.

Spplloooooosshhhhhhhh

[AtW]

Of course not. It only takes a couple of Welsh sofa makers 6 hours. 1 Hour for the pine frame. 1 hour to stuff it. 2 hours to cover it in Faux leather and then 2 hours to beat it with sticks and urinate on it to make it look authentic.

The other 11 weeks and 18 hours DFS managers have AtW's money they've received from the credit company with an extra 20% on top because they know he's going to default, throwing it at each other in bundles with notes bursting around the room. Splllllllaaaaasssshhhhhhh.

Meanwhile. AtW sits on the floor, nursing a bad back and cold arse wondering why it's taking so long.

Spplloooooosshhhhhhhh

You are a funny little man MF, I give you that.

However I still want a good comfy sofa without waiting for 12 weeks