Not sure what Donald Trump does, I suspect it is a comb over, but it looks hideous

Surely looking bald, or anything, would be preferable?

Surely looking bald, or anything, would be preferable?








I have been plotting for a few years to go to work on April Fools wearing a syrup. You have to keep a straight face. When people snigger, pick them up on it, look hurt, make them apologise. Keep this up until the stroke of midday then visibly toss it in the bin and make out like nothing happened.

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