Reply to: Toupee or not toupee?

[suityou01]

Being a bit of a "card" I have been plotting for a few years to go to work on April Fools wearing a syrup. You have to keep a straight face. When people snigger, pick them up on it, look hurt, make them apologise. Keep this up until the stroke of midday then visibly toss it in the bin and make out like nothing happened.

Keep forgetting though

[MaryPoppins]

For the simple reason that the sloppy writing on message boards as "it's only the internet" is accepted by so many people. Sheer bone idleness.

In a significant number of people the knowledge that similar sounding words have different meanings so aren't interchangable seems to have disappeared.

I've worked with a few rug wearers and they've always looked absurd.

I thought that was some kind of newsletter. Something professional looking, anyway. That whole article was really badly written actually.

[Zippy]

It's only funny if it is screamingly obvious it's a syrup.

But yes, I have, and the wearer wasn't a bloke.

[TykeMerc]

It’s trendy to say you’re staff are your number one asset but within our company it’s true.

Ouch. Why doesn't anything get edited anymore?

For the simple reason that the sloppy writing on message boards as "it's only the internet" is accepted by so many people. Sheer bone idleness.

In a significant number of people the knowledge that similar sounding words have different meanings so aren't interchangable seems to have disappeared.

I've worked with a few rug wearers and they've always looked absurd.

[TimberWolf]

Found it! Here's how to do a Trump.

With and without hair:



Knocks years off him

[Clippy]

Duncan Bannatyne.

[Alf W]

Not sure what Donald Trump does, I suspect it is a comb over, but it looks hideous



Surely looking bald, or anything, would be preferable?

Found it! Here's how to do a Trump.

[kandr]

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Wow so thats you, very brave of you to post that.

[MarillionFan]

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[TimberWolf]

Not sure what Donald Trump does, I suspect it is a comb over, but it looks hideous



Surely looking bald, or anything, would be preferable?

[kandr]

Looks like a weave.

I try not to hang around with baldies. They look at my beautiful shoulder length hair with a glint of jealousy.

Like this?

[MarillionFan]

Is that a wig?

Looks like a weave.

I try not to hang around with baldies. They look at my beautiful shoulder length hair with a glint of jealousy.

[MaryPoppins]

Profile: Simon Dolan - Business Matters

It’s trendy to say you’re staff are your number one asset but within our company it’s true.

Ouch. Why doesn't anything get edited anymore?

[original PM]

my dad used to -- it was dead obvious but everyone pretend not to notice

when he retired he took it off and everybody had to pretend to be suprised.


a completely vain waste of time and money

[kandr]

I sit better than the combover?