Bloody Agents keeping it all quiet.

[Wodewick]

As opposed to turning up looking like this

[kandr]

As opposed to turning up looking like this

Can't be me I have brown eyes

[MarillionFan]

Can't be me I have brown eyes

Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?

[RichardCranium]

Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?

kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

[kandr]

kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!

[MarillionFan]

kandr's the talkative one who fell of his roof and banged his head.

What has four legs and goes, "Sssshhhhhh"?
Rod Hull's television.

What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Emu, grab on to that ******* gutter!"

[Wodewick]

Which one of you is Rod Hull and which is Emu?

I am the brains of the outfit.
















Yep - Emu

[RichardCranium]

I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!

Then keep your back to the wall...

Go for it kandr! You're doing a fine job.

Massages shoulders. Slaps on back.

(Cue romantic music)

(Although I might have edited that 2nd quote slightly.)

[Zippy]

I prefer that, I wouldnt want someones hand up my backside!

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[Ignis Fatuus]

It's an agency that used to bring me in work from time to time. I didn't use them for 3 years as I was perm. Thought it would be a good idea to keep them sweet when they rang. Wish I hadn't bothered now.

How do you keep a turd sweet?