Most random food in the clientco canteen?

[d000hg]

It is MTT Enterprises corporate gastro-intestinal health policy that directors never eat in canteens run by the Albron, Sodexho or Eurest companies, and must seek out a suitable local restaurant at every clientco site. Suitability of the restaurant will at first be judged according to reputation in a locally renowned gastronomic guide, and then by one sample visit. Satisfaction during the sample visit will invariably lead to repeat business for said restaurateur.

Do you really eat a fully restaurant lunch every day?

The microwave oven is a disgusting apparatus that, together with TV dinners, could be held responsible for many of society's ills, from the nihilist depravity of 'reality TV' to family breakdown and the rise of chavdom.

Nah, they're pretty handy when you want to eat home-cooked food too. Make a job-lot at the weekend and freeze for busy weeks, certainly better than buying take-out!

[Mich the Tester]

Do you really eat a fully restaurant lunch every day?

Yep, pretty much. Not 3 courses every time, but usually main course and sometimes pud.

Main course and pud every evening too, and usually some antipasti beforehand, even if I'm home late after training.

I have to keep on training to match my appetite. Actually, it's the other way round; I train quite a lot, so I need a lot of food.

[Alf W]

you mean microwaved shirley?

You can do this. Run one empty for 5 mins and the flux capacitor (or whatever it's called that generates the microwaves) will destroy itself.

[SupremeSpod]

You can do this. Run one empty for 5 mins and the flux capacitor (or whatever it's called that generates the microwaves) will destroy itself.

That'll be Magnetron, Shirley?

[original PM]

That'll be Magnetron, Shirley?

nobody likes a smart arse!

[SupremeSpod]

That'll be Magnetron, Shirley?

nobody likes a smart arse!

A great British invention!

[Mich the Tester]

A great British invention!

No, I think the Dutch invented smart-arses.

[SupremeSpod]

No, I think the Dutch invented smart-arses.

[RichardCranium]

Did you also notice how the cloggies enjoy eating bread with chocolate sprinkles?

I noticed the chocolate sprinkles when I was in Middelburg. They put them on EVERYTHING, including breakfast. WTF?

In the hotel, the breakfast included little packets of chocolate sprinkles which were intended for either the cooked breakfast, or to go on the toast.

[ChrisPackit]

Canteen food at Shell UK

Did a contract a while back for Shell UK at their Stanlow site. Had a free canteen for permies and contractors - all you could eat for nothing. I had a lovely pork curry one day, which turned out to be the worst decision of my life, as I got food poisoning and had to have 3 days off ! Complained when I got back about the ££ I had lost, and got told “Don’t eat the bloody food then!”

Pot Noodles and Alphabetti Spaghetti from then on in…