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Most random food in the clientco canteen?

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    #21
    Does a microwave and fridge count as a canteen?

    In ten years of IT, seven spent as a contractor, I have never worked at a client with more than that!

    Poor me

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      #22
      Originally posted by StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff View Post
      Does a microwave and fridge count as a canteen?

      In ten years of IT, seven spent as a contractor, I have never worked at a client with more than that!

      Poor me
      Ok you are not in IB then


      Current client has 5 staff canteens, one with garden one with roof terrace and BBQ in the summer.
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #23
        I remember being behind some chap in the canteen queue at a clients that Accenture had shipped over from Manilla. On enquiring "what is this please" of the woman behind the counter came the answer "Toad in the Hole" whereupon he visibly went a grey green colour and slunk off in the direction of the vegetarian counter. Of course the person behind him in the queue wasted no time in loudly saying "I'll have the Toad please. Are they FRESH today?"

        I also remember seeing someone who had been shipped over from god knows where putting custard on his battered fish. I don't know if the person who was 'knowledge transferring' to him was exacting some payback or if it was indeed intentional. Made me feel a bit though.
        Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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          #24
          Originally posted by StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff View Post
          Does a microwave and fridge count as a canteen?

          In ten years of IT, seven spent as a contractor, I have never worked at a client with more than that!

          Poor me
          The microwave oven is a disgusting apparatus that, together with TV dinners, could be held responsible for many of society's ills, from the nihilist depravity of 'reality TV' to family breakdown and the rise of chavdom.

          All microwave ovens should be incinerated.

          Slow Food International - Good, Clean and Fair food.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #25
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Did you also notice how the cloggies enjoy eating bread with chocolate sprinkles, cutting the slice of bread into eight indentically sized pieces with a knife and fork, and accompanying this crime against humanity with milk?
            Yep. I think I went for steak that day. I never graced that canteen again, and a top notch Shwerma restaurant nearby got my trade thereafter.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Alf W View Post
              I also remember seeing someone who had been shipped over from god knows where putting custard on his battered fish. I don't know if the person who was 'knowledge transferring' to him was exacting some payback or if it was indeed intentional. Made me feel a bit though.
              There was the African gent in a London hotel who loaded his plate with bacon sausage and eggs and cornflakes and milk and fruit and toast.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                The microwave oven is a disgusting apparatus that, together with TV dinners, could be held responsible for many of society's ills, from the nihilist depravity of 'reality TV' to family breakdown and the rise of chavdom.

                All microwave ovens should be incinerated.

                Slow Food International - Good, Clean and Fair food.
                Indeed. Although I am not a strong advocate of microwave ovens, pinning the current failure of society on them seems a bit of a stretch! However the advent of microwave chips is another matter! Such a heinous crime surely cannot go unpunished forever?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff View Post
                  Indeed. Although I am not a strong advocate of microwave ovens, pinning the current failure of society on them seems a bit of a stretch!
                  Well I wouldn't just blame microwave ovens on their own. I just see them as a symbol of a nihilist anti-culture. Food has a very important social function and should be prepared with care and eaten with pleasure imnvho.

                  Microwave ovens have done to food what Stock Aitken and Waterman tried to do to music.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    Belgian client - horse steaks.

                    Same Belgian client, but a cafe nearby - salads sold by the kilo.

                    Horse steaks here (CH) as well. And tartare de cheval in clientco's restaurant.

                    Dandelion salad is the one that gets me. I guess any old edible weed can go on a plate and be called "salad".

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      ...All microwave ovens should be incinerated.
                      you mean microwaved shirley?

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