How do you define death?

[Fungus]

Dim Siarad Cymraeg?

No speaking dragon either, Draig bach.

[Fungus]

Less of the "little" Os gwelwch yn dda...

Or my kissing cousin the Red Dragon might get upset...

Prynhawn da, Draig Mawr. Is that better? I'm told that it's best to keep on the good side of Giant Alien Lizards, or you end up on the in-side. I wouldn't want to end up as a faecal pellet.

So, on the Giant Alien Lizard planet, they speak Welsh? I always had my suspicions about the Welsh. That friendly and happy veneer hides a dark side.

[Fungus]

"How do you define death?"

Not sure about that one, but Hell must be an eternity of reading and posting on this forum ... and Heaven ...

[davetza]

According to the Doctor on Mythbusters

1) Check for reaction to pain (He pressed down with a key on the patients thumbnail)
2) Check for neurological response by shinning light into eye and checking for a response)
3) Use the stethoscope to check the heart and check for a pulse
4) Use the stethoscope to check for breathing

If all these results are negative you are dead

[Churchill]

According to the Doctor on Mythbusters

1) Check for reaction to pain (He pressed down with a key on the patients thumbnail)
2) Check for neurological response by shinning light into eye and checking for a response)
3) Use the stethoscope to check the heart and check for a pulse
4) Use the stethoscope to check for breathing

If all these results are negative you are dead

Drain all the blood out of the body, that'll make sure...