If you had £10 million pounds

[Old Greg]

Become a Tory Cabinet Minister.

[DimPrawn]

If I looked at my bank statement and saw £10,000,000 I'd think.............****! Where's all my money gone?

[Pogle]

Become a Tory Cabinet Minister.

[xoggoth]

a) Hitmen
b) High class prostitutes

[RichardCranium]

I'd open a NatWest current account and put it in there, then the next day transfer it to something chavy like a supermarket bank account, just to piss off NatWest.

After that, go into hiding to avoid my family.

[chef]

I'd open a NatWest current account and put it in there, then the next day transfer it to something chavy like a supermarket bank account, just to piss of NatWest.

After that, go into hiding to avoid my family.

[MrMark]

I'd wait until the next Euro rollover and then buy 5 million tickets in the hope of winning the "big one".

[Scrag Meister]

Bought my self a Lordship.

Lord Scrag Meister of Tottenham.

Only cost me 9 mill so I can still afford the car, well for a few years anyway.

[lukemg]

Piss poor efforts on here, you lot sound like the old dears who win the lottery and say ‘well, we will be getting a new carpet for the hall, stairs and landing’.
Sounds like we are all institutionalised and I include myself in this. It would take some getting used to because you are only thinking about things from where you are.
So yes, you want to stash a wad to keep you ticking over but with 10 mill you can do some serious damage.
So how about you hire a PA to do all the stuff you don’t want to, arranging holidays, dealing with house stuff, car stuff, shopping etc.
Then – Draw up a list of places in the world you would like to go and experiences you want (driving cars, sight-seeing, swimming with dolphins, heli-skiing, golf whatever). Include any sporting, music or other events you favour.
PA is then tasked with sorting your itinerary around these for starters, first class of course. This gives you a framework, next, it’s time to go shopping, which for me is car time. Maybe join a couple of supercar clubs to get a go in lots of good stuff.
Time to treat friends and family, maybe sort a holiday out or help out anyone struggling a bit, or both. Have to be aware of the green-eyed monster and outright greed here but you should already know who your friends are.
That will do for starters and you will have plenty left !

[scooterscot]

I already have a PA she's on minimum wage! She is also the company secretary, she's great. Plans the holidays pays the bills... brilliant...