The minced meat burger in a bread roll with salad and pickles type thing was invented by the Romans, so there's an "interesting" factoid to poke at anyone who says, "what did the Romans ever do for us?".
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Lucifer, Lucifer, Lucifer :rolleyes Find yourself a lovely lady from an escort agency; my treat
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food
Boudin noir, farce de porc en croute, tripes, terrine de porc.....Hasn't he ever heard of black pudding, and pork pies, and tripe, and spam?
One old man goes on and on (Flanders and Swann).Comment
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Chirac he really gets on my goat
Goat? To eat, or what?Comment
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Most generous, Slave. A quick web search reveals that Collette from Finland is currently based in SW7 and charges £1200 for an overnighter. All I have to do now is hope that Mrs Lucifer will buy it that I just popped out for a paper.Lucifer, Lucifer, Lucifer :rolleyes Find yourself a lovely lady from an escort agency; my treat.
www.finedate.co.uk/collette-finland-escort-london.asp
(probably not work friendly, but all very tasteful)Comment
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I'm obviously in the wrong line of businessCollette from Finland is currently based in SW7 and charges £1200 for an overnighter
Ironically, if I changed my profession to something more profitable, my expression would also be
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Slave, unless you look like this, keep the day job.
£30 for a quick bit of hand relief in a public convenience is, I suspect, the best most of us could achieve.Comment
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Mmmm, £30 a pop. With the amount of practice I've had over the years, I reckon I could service ten clients per hour. Hey, that's a <toot> <toot> gravy train.£30 for a quick bit of hand relief in a public convenience is, I suspect, the best most of us could achieve.
Gravy train :xComment
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Literally! :lolMmmm, £30 a pop
Anyone remember the 70s porno spoof Viz strip about a family man who had difficulty forgetting he was no longer a porn star, amusingly called "Pop Shot",Comment
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Chico - I believe it is "gets my goat".
"Getting ON my goat" is completely different and something I wouldn't put past him.
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if I was Finland I'd be offended
chirac is right, British food is quite bad - the best restaurants in the world are allegedly in the UK but they do not serve british food
this chirac comment is timely for the london bid who will try to portrait the french as arrogant on wednesday - which they clearly are, even if they're right :\Comment
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