Friday drinks in Manchester?

[RichardCranium]

she wont be alone,
me and the missus will be on orange juice also

Me too mate! I've seen the error of my ways.

Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more.
Put down the bottle and we'll say no more
Follow, follow, the fold.

Before you take another swallow!

Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more.
If you're a sinner and you pray no more
Follow, follow, the fold.

Please Lord, allow that drunken dodgy Oirish nun woman to attend on Friday, such that we may take your blessed ale and sup it in your presence, and show these worthless souls the error of their ways. For now and FFS, amen.

[SupremeSpod]

Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more.
Put down the bottle and we'll say no more
Follow, follow, the fold.

Before you take another swallow!

Follow the fold and stray no more
Stray no more, stray no more.
If you're a sinner and you pray no more
Follow, follow, the fold.

Please Lord, allow that drunken dodgy Oirish nun woman to attend on Friday, such that we may take your blessed ale and sup it in your presence, and show these worthless souls the error of their ways. For now and FFS, amen.

She's off the beer too.
(She'll drink plenty of wine though...)

[MaryPoppins]

He's a social cripple who can only date damaged goods.

FTFY.

So am I, but I still wouldn't let them stop me having a shandy or two.

[Pogle]

Well I shall be having a voddie or 2

[OwlHoot]

The missus wants to ask CM about quilting, and Wilmslow abot this ceroc malarky


she is embarrased to say 'red hot rodeo sex' , so she calls it quilting instead

Yes, what is this ceroc caper?

Each time I see the word I'm reminded of dentists and cerec machines.

or maybe the Krac des Chevaliers

[d000hg]

I got the impression Wilmslow tried to chat up Cukettes at meet-ups. Not sure that'll work with GF present.

[Wilmslow]

I got the impression Wilmslow tried to chat up Cukettes at meet-ups. Not sure that'll work with GF present.

Still not got over being shunned by MP

I need to learn better chat up lines. One worked on me a treat, especially as she was not liking her partner, but he was a rather hefty chap so I backed off.

The chat up line was taking about a friend who had two puppies, and wanted to name them after 80's pop acts, can the said lady help us out. Let's try putting that into action on Friday.......

[RichardCranium]

I got the impression Wilmslow tried to chat up Cukettes at meet-ups. Not sure that'll work with GF present.

I don't recall that happening when I met him.

Well, he didn't chat up me, EO, CM or Spod, anyway.

[SupremeSpod]

I got the impression Wilmslow tried to chat up Cukettes at meet-ups. Not sure that'll work with GF present.

You never know, she may do us all a favour and knife him in a fit of jealousy/madness/both...

[MaryPoppins]

The chat up line was taking about a friend who had two puppies, and wanted to name them after 80's pop acts, can the said lady help us out........

What are you waffling on about?!