Since getting our cat I've discovered I'm allergic to the b@5tard
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostSince getting our cat I've discovered I'm allergic to the b@5tard
I laughed out loud when I first saw it in use, but all your posts have been of a Mr Meldrew-on-a-bad-day nature since you started using it. It's as if it has taken you over, like The Mask.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Anyway, I'm off to cr ap on my neighbour's doorstep
;-)"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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p.s. I'm glad you like it"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by kandr View PostI have some fish, a gold fish and some tiny tropical fish, a few died one day, not sure why.
HTHHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Did you flush them down the bog, or have them sautéed with a salad?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostDid you flush them down the bog, or have them sautéed with a salad?Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostI sprinkled their ashes on my pizzaHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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