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Neighbours golden retriever
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.
I must train my cats to dig his flowers up
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf you could see the neighbour why didn't you shout at him, you're a rough and tumble, non-nonsense kind of guy after all?
with a dog
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.
I must train my cats to dig his flowers up
If my neighbour did that I'd be out like a shot to get him to pick it up. If he didn't I'd get a shovel and dump it in his front garden.Comment
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostMy father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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In response to the OP I would scoop it up and put it on his doorstep. (or through his letterbox)"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by AtW View PostStop pulling a Wilmslow and be grateful your next door neighbour does not have an elephant ...
EO - get an elephant.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostBrilliant!
EO - get an elephant.
you dont need an elephant
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