Still alive.

[kandr]

Banned?

Lets just say my account no longer had the ability to post.

[MaryPoppins]

I wasn't able to post from my old account.

You don't eat spagbol while you charter planes across from Italy, by any chance?

[cailin maith]

Lets just say my account no longer had the ability to post.

Ugh - stop being so cryptic and just tell us!

[wobbegong]

Whats the deal here who is real, has anyone actually met up for real, or is everyone a sockie except me and one other guy?

Oh dear, has no one told you; you're not real?

I, however, am completly real, head to toes, all 100% genuine, erm, except my legs, they're not real at all.

[kandr]

Ugh - stop being so cryptic and just tell us!

I had my posting privileges revoked, along with my login

[kandr]

You don't eat spagbol while you charter planes across from Italy, by any chance?

LOL no, I don't get it?

[MaryPoppins]

I had my posting privileges revoked, along with my login

You're not an aussie twat are you?

[RichardCranium]

I, however, am completely real, head to toes, all 100% genuine, erm, except my legs, they're not real at all.

Are you the man Tommy Cooper met? The man with wooden legs. Real feet, but wooden legs?

[kandr]

You're not an aussie twat are you?

No it was ages ago, anyway back to Wilmslow.

[MaryPoppins]

LOL no, I don't get it?

Your use of 'LOL' <shudder> answers my question.

Say what you like about that chap, he couldn't arf write good.