I have converted ...

[sasguru]

Blasphemy! You sinners, sons of hos!! I rant and rage in the name of Chico (pbuh)! I declare a wet fart (sorry fatwah) and a jihad on you and all your countrymen!! .

Down with the Tropicanas! Sunny Delight is the one true path!

Down with muff (sorry Bush)! Down with Sharon (and Tracy and Kev)!

PS You couldn't send me some flags of yours to burn, could you?

[Churchill]

Blasphemy! You sinners, sons of hos!! I rant and rage in the name of Chico (pbuh)! I declare a wet fart (sorry fatwah) and a jihad on you and all your countrymen!! .

Down with the Tropicanas! Sunny Delight is the one true path!

Down with muff (sorry Bush)! Down with Sharon (and Tracy and Kev)!

PS You couldn't send me some flags of yours to burn, could you?

What's your stance on Sprite?

[sasguru]

What's your stance on Sprite?

The devil's piss. Or is that Budweiser?

[Lucifer Box]

I'm Confused

Where does that leave us devotees of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[Churchill]

Where does that leave us devotees of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Pretty much fcked I'd say, his God is bigger than yours! In fact he'd eat yours for lunch!

[sasguru]

Where does that leave us devotees of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Roasting in hell with the rest of the Infidels!

[hyperD]

Jeez, that's a nasty looking alien specimen, LB!

The last time I saw something like was in the "Janes Encyclopedia of Pubic Lice" the doc was showing me, after a rather nasty episode of drunkenly shafting the local slapper.

Hey - no "spawn of the devil" yet?

[threaded]

In the beginning was the word.
But by the time the second word was added to it,
there was trouble.
For with it came syntax

[Churchill]

In the beginning was the word.
But by the time the second word was added to it,
there was trouble.
For with it came syntax

Ah, the plagiarist arrives...

If you're gonna quote then at least do the author the courtesy of mentioning his name - John Simon in this case.

[Lucifer Box]

Hey - no "spawn of the devil" yet?

No, no little Damien yet. Mrs Lucifer had a 10 days overdue scan yesterday and they decided to leave things until Monday. If nothing's happened by then they will induce on Monday evening.

I wish she'd get a move on. This "not having a drink in the evening in case I have to take her to hospital" lark is doing my head in.