I have converted ...

[sasguru]

[QUOTE=eternalnomad][QUOTE=sasguru]... to the Religion of Zorg. The Tooth Fairy is our God and Chico (pbuh) is his prophet. Please note that I declare a wet fart (sorry

May I enquire as to which particular sect of Zorg you subscribe.

I am aware there are the "sunnys" and the "not so sunnys" and I do know they tend to enjoy beheading each other as the "sunnys" claim the "not so sunnys" have mis-interepreted the prophet (pbuh)

I am of the Sunny Delight sect. Death to all Tropicanas!

[Dundeegeorge]

Death to all ailurophobes

The Kitten is watching you all, and great will be his wrath..........

[sasguru]

The Kitten is watching you all, and great will be his wrath..........

I am disgusted with your blasphemy. Please report for beheading at 9 am. sharp tomorrow. And don't blame "the traffic" or "tube delays" for being late. I've heard it all before.

[Dundeegeorge]

No, no, no

I am disgusted with your blasphemy. Please report for beheading at 9 am. sharp tomorrow. And don't blame "the traffic" or "tube delays" for being late. I've heard it all before.

You are the blasphemer.
I am right.
I demand that ContractorUK issue an immediate apology and sack all of it's staff for allowing you to blaspheme against the Kitten (PlaysinBasketUnderneathHousecoat) and that all of your family are put into canvas bags tied at the top and thrown into the river.

[bogeyman]

The Kitten is watching you all, and great will be his wrath..........

Behold!

[Dundeegeorge]

Ah, that would be the New Testament Kitten (PBUH)

Behold!

I follow the way of the Old Testament Kitten (No ,there are no images of Him, for that would be blasphemy).

[sasguru]

I would just like to warn anyone who makes a cartoon, of say, Chico (pbuh) with a bomb on his head, that I would not be best pleased. So whatever you do, don't do that as it would be disgusting and a blasphemy on all Zorgians everywhere. We are not allowed to make representations of Chico (pbuh).

[bogeyman]

I would just like to warn anyone who makes a cartoon, of say, Chico (pbuh) with a bomb on his head, that I would not be best pleased. So whatever you do, don't do that as it would be disgusting and a blasphemy on all Zorgians everywhere. We are not allowed to make representations of Chico (pbuh).

Piss be upon him

[eternalnomad]

I would just like to warn anyone who makes a cartoon, of say, Chico (pbuh) with a bomb on his head, that I would not be best pleased. So whatever you do, don't do that as it would be disgusting and a blasphemy on all Zorgians everywhere. We are not allowed to make representations of Chico (pbuh).

The "not so sunny" sect of Zorgs are quite happy for images of Chico (pbuh) and do not consider it blasphemy at all.

Indeed, for many hundreds of years images were created by religous scholars and artists to celebrate him.

[Dundeegeorge]

Tchoh

The "not so sunny" sect of Zorgs are quite happy for images of Chico (pbuh) and do not consider it blasphemy at all.

Indeed, for many hundreds of years images were created by religous scholars and artists to celebrate him.

******* splitters!