Deet does not work

[RichardCranium]

I'm American. Stick it up your arse you limey b'stard!

Really???

And there was me thinking you were just a run-of-the-mill congenital ingrate when you're actually an inbred feckwit who cannot tell the difference between contractor.fuckwit.com and contractor.in.uk.com



BTW, when over here in the Land of the Grown Ups, bastard is a word we're allowed to use. Along with tits, bum, shag and the-war-started-two-years-ago-actually.

If you need definitions for those words, ask someone who can read. Like a 'Hispanic' or 'African American' FFS.

[MarillionFan]

Some blah blah FFS.

RC. up your game a little.

If not for us you'd be German. Now toddle on and make me a cup of tea
old bean!

[NickFitz]

Really???

And there was me thinking you were just a run-of-the-mill congenital ingrate when you're actually an inbred feckwit who cannot tell the difference between contractor.fuckwit.com and contractor.in.uk.com



BTW, when over here in the Land of the Grown Ups, bastard is a word we're allowed to use. Along with tits, bum, shag and the-war-started-two-years-ago-actually.

If you need definitions for those words, ask someone who can read. Like a 'Hispanic' or 'African American' FFS.

WHS

Those colonial types never seem to remember that they wouldn't have been able to steal all that land from the previous residents in the first place if we hadn't built the ships that got them there

[minestrone]

Stayed at the Sofitel last few night, up to the Maya Ubud tonight.

GF keeps blurting out the hotel names as I'm trying to haggle for taxis. "where you stay?" "the hotel up there, the big one that costs a fortune" you can see them doubling the price in their heads, had to tell her to stop it.

MF, I'm getting stuff shipped back from Ubud.

[minestrone]

Stayed at the Sofitel last few night, up to the Maya Ubud tonight.

GF keeps blurting out the hotel names as I'm trying to haggle for taxis. "where you stay?" "the hotel up there, the big one that costs a fortune" you can see them doubling the price in their heads, had to tell her to stop it.

MF, I'm getting stuff shipped back from Ubud.

Possibly the finest hotel I have stayed in, just a shame the heights are freaking me out.

[TimberWolf]

Is that an infinity pool? And what happens when you swim off the left hand side?

[MarillionFan]

Is that an infinity pool? And what happens when you swim off the left hand side?

I believe you come back through on the RHS.

[minestrone]

Is that an infinity pool? And what happens when you swim off the left hand side?

I never knew of this term. I think it must be one.

Swim of the left hand side and it is goodbye cruel world I think, probably a 50 meter very steep slope down to the river which I doubt you could stop yourself on. Never would be allowed in the UK.

[MarillionFan]

I never knew of this term. I think it must be one.

Swim of the left hand side and it is goodbye cruel world I think, probably a 50 meter very steep slope down to the river which I doubt you could stop yourself on. Never would be allowed in the UK.

Normally an infinity pool is an illusion, sounds like they decided to make a real one!

Anyway, make sure your Bahasa Indonesian is in good stead. A terimah kasi will get you a long way, and if someone steals from you shout toklong and accuse the
person of being kamu mencuri / pencuri. That almost got me killed in Surabaya but you'll be fine.

[TimberWolf]

I never knew of this term. I think it must be one.

Swim of the left hand side and it is goodbye cruel world I think, probably a 50 meter very steep slope down to the river which I doubt you could stop yourself on. Never would be allowed in the UK.

I'd give backstroke a miss then.