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WGAF?Originally posted by Troll View PostI have to admit, that accurately sums up my impressions of youHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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he should have grabbed some spray paint and squirted through the letterbox yes officer he will be the one with metallic red balls.Comment
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The other moral of the story is 'Don't kill people or you will go to prison for a long time.'Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhich was unfortunate. The moral of the story is 'Don't be a constant anti social twat and make other peoples lives a misery as one day some law abiding person is going to snap'
A classic understatement came from the dead scrotes mum 'He was a bit of a jack the lad'
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Closing the letterbox hard on his pecker would have been enough.Originally posted by vetran View Posthe should have grabbed some spray paint and squirted through the letterbox yes officer he will be the one with metallic red balls.Comment
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He won't be pissing through anyone elses letterbox then, will he?Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostThe youth did die from that incident.
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Personally , I would have made loud barking noises and reached for the nutcrackers
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