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    #21
    Originally posted by NickNick View Post
    I've always thought of myself as a temp.

    Consultants work in hospitals, Contractors build houses, so I'm definitely a temp.
    I said I was a consultant once, when asked what I do. The guy then asked, what, like as in - medicine? So I just said yeah, cos I couldn't be arsed explaining.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I said I was a consultant once, when asked what I do. The guy then asked, what, like as in - medicine? So I just said yeah, cos I couldn't be arsed explaining.
      To which he replied 'Oh, well you might be able to help me; I've been having these pains you see...'
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        To which he replied 'Oh, well you might be able to help me; I've been having these pains you see...'
        I was snapping my latex gloves on in glee behind my back, but alas - he didn't ask a thing.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          I was snapping my latex gloves on in glee behind my back, but alas - he didn't ask a thing.
          putting the stethoscope in the fridge

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I said I was a consultant once, when asked what I do. The guy then asked, what, like as in - medicine? So I just said yeah, cos I couldn't be arsed explaining.
            IT Contractors pretending to be doctors? Whatever next? A hike to the North Pole maybe?

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              #26
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              A hike to the North Pole maybe?
              That's already been attempted on here

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                #27
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                That's already been attempted on here
                No. It wasn't.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  No. It wasn't.
                  How about Chasing that Aurora?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    How about Chasing that Aurora?
                    A load of Borealis
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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