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I said I was a consultant once, when asked what I do. The guy then asked, what, like as in - medicine? So I just said yeah, cos I couldn't be arsed explaining.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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To which he replied 'Oh, well you might be able to help me; I've been having these pains you see...'Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI said I was a consultant once, when asked what I do. The guy then asked, what, like as in - medicine? So I just said yeah, cos I couldn't be arsed explaining.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I was snapping my latex gloves on in glee behind my back, but alas - he didn't ask a thing.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTo which he replied 'Oh, well you might be able to help me; I've been having these pains you see...'Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI was snapping my latex gloves on in glee behind my back, but alas - he didn't ask a thing.
putting the stethoscope in the fridge
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IT Contractors pretending to be doctors? Whatever next? A hike to the North Pole maybe?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI said I was a consultant once, when asked what I do. The guy then asked, what, like as in - medicine? So I just said yeah, cos I couldn't be arsed explaining.Comment
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That's already been attempted on hereOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostA hike to the North Pole maybe?
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No. It wasn't.Originally posted by AtW View PostThat's already been attempted on here
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A load of BorealisOriginally posted by AtW View PostHow about Chasing that Aurora?
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